Well, my wife, daughter, and wife's mom and sister decided to take a trip to the Mouse House. They left on Saturday, June 9th. I was led to believe, or I assumed (hard to know for sure) that they would be back on June 17th, Fathers Day. So I called on the 16th to make sure they were leaving. The answer? "Yes, we're leaving for the Magic Kingdom right now"...
silence on my part..... They should be here by Thursday the 21st.
So I called on Wednesday, the 20th, to confirm that they were leaving. Uh, nope...they are having a really good time. They should be here by Saturday the 23rd. again....silence.. "Achmed the Terrorist" on Jeff Dunham's show would have been proud of me. I was about ready to start blowing stuff up too! LOL.
The gardens are producing like crazy. I'm giving stuff away hand over fist. Other folks are getting things canned up, and I now have a stack of new jars just waiting for someone to show up and get busy. I have pressure washed all three decks, put 2 coats of stain on them, started pressure washing the house and gutters, kept the gardens watered, all the flowers watered ,the cats fed, the dishes washed, the clothes washed, swept the floor, dusted the furniture, cooked my own meals (if you call putting Ramen noodles in a bowl of water cooking), done all my grass cutting on this entire property, picked cukes and maters till I'm tired of them.... basically everything inside and outside and I still have no idea IF or WHEN the folks will be back. Sooner or later they're gonna run out of money.....aren't they? ? ? ? Needless to say... I am a very Unhappy
PS... they better hurry back soon, or I'm going look me a Swedish maid !